This is Who I am according to my class of preschoolers.

1.Teacher, Teacher Jackie or (insert whichever guardian title dropped them off).
2. Ma'm/Girl
3.You're old.
4. Batman
5. Good Writer. Good Reader. Fast Runner. Good Climber.
6. (Insert a bunch of other stuff. If you wanna know. Ask).

vancity604778kid:

ultrafacts:

She started to talk to him about his interests and her kidnapper began to view her as a person he could trust. Eventually, he declared that he was in love with her. After 10 days of captivity, he allowed Elizabeth to borrow his cell phone to play games on it. Naturally, when he left, she used it to call her mother.

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This is actually a smart thing to do. If you are ever kidnapped, you should try to humanize yourself & get close to your captors. Do not challenge them, rather try to show them that you are worthy of their respect. If you speak the same language, try to talk with them and exchange information. Learn about them and let them learn about you. Try to relate to them.  Family could be a safe topic depending on the situation. If they see you as a person, your quality of life as a captive and your probability of survival go way up. This creates the reverse-Stockholm Syndrome on them in which they can express empathy and sympathy and have positive feelings towards you. Now you might have the opportunity to escape like the girl above did!

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skybluecas:

 How unfaithful man started praying. How an angel lost his wings trying to fix the world. How a boy went too far, with nothing but good intentions. 

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A man of courage is also full of faith.

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belleandwhistle:

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elegantlytasteless:

Underwater sculpture, in Grenada, in honor of our African ancestors thrown overboard.

I couldnt not reblog this, it’s so powerful to me.

oh my god.

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phlurp:

My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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chekhov:

Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers

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wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

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azul-x:

The dragon? That’s what you’re worried about? Not the people you almost killed?” “He was just protecting me! He’s not dangerous.”

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clarknokent:

residentgoodgirl:

little jaden looks so pleased with himself

The joke was hilarious and at the same time profound

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