This is Who I am according to my class of preschoolers.

1.Teacher, Teacher Jackie or (insert whichever guardian title dropped them off).
2. Ma'm/Girl
3.You're old.
4. Batman
5. Good Writer. Good Reader. Fast Runner. Good Climber.
6. (Insert a bunch of other stuff. If you wanna know. Ask).

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September 1st: Welcome, welcome to another year at Hogwarts!

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foxysmoulder:

i hope everyone realizes that Drax literally drunk dialed Ronan and almost got them all killed

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@seanagorlick: Tyler Bond and his women [x]

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unknowngeeks:

jessiphia:

I just…. there is so much wrong with this like THIS IS A SONG FOR PLUS SIZED POSITIVITY IN A WORLD WHERE THERE BASICALLY IS NONE and thin people STILL have to make it all about them and their feelings while girls are literally KILLING THEMSELVES out here to fit into a standard of beauty that should be considered arbitrary. 

I just. I need to sit down a moment I am literally so mad. 

It doesn’t even fucking bash skinny girls.

The lyrics CLEARLY SAY “Go ahead and tell them skinny bitches that-
No I’m just playing. I know you think you’re fat
But I’m here to tell ya
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top”

THIS SONG IS ABOUT SPREADING BODY IMAGE POSITIVITY AND IS NOT ABOUT HATING ON FUCKING SKINNY GIRLS. All you haters of the song need to fucking educate yourselves and read the god damn lyrics.

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lensoftruthandfantasy:

kihonglee wrote his own RUNNERS MANUAL for the Maze Runner.

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treblemirinlens:

BLESS MARVEL, they’ve officially released this in HD

I think most everyone on my dash could use happy dancing Groot today <3

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By significant and strange do you mean hopeful and optimistic?

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madman-in-a-blue-box-at-221b:

holmeschestered:

We already knew that Winchester was a type of gun, right?image

Yeah well remember these two?image

Dean Smith and Sam Wesson? Well guess what else is a gun company?

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Apparently Smith & Wesson even sold their first gun design to Winchester, and after that the Winchester company took off.

And here we see another reason why the writers of this show must laugh at how clever they are every single day.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS

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foie:

thecutestofthecute:

My friend saw on Animal Planet that Golden Retriever’s mouths are so soft they can carry eggs without breaking them, so she tested it. 

I am tearing up

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